Responding to the psychic pleas of millions of women across the world Spain then went ahead and won the World Cup. “A bet’s a bet,” reasoned Enrique, possibly whipping off his trousers in one fluid motion as he did so.
According to a website, Enrique completed his bet “a few days ago”, and a video has been posted online to prove it. “We do not manage Enrique’s personal time schedule but we do know he was in Miami the last week of July,” said one of his representatives.
The thing is, while we really, really, really want to believe that it is Enrique skiing gaily around Miami harbour in the buff there really is no way to be sure. What with it being night time, and the cameraman apparently using the Blair Witch Project resolution setting on his 10-year old camera phone, the figure in the vid could be anyone. But we want to believe.