Chelsea Handler: ‘I’d murder my father. He’s not bringing any joy to anyone’

Chelsea Handler


If she could get away with murder, Chelsea Handler would definitely kill her father according to Chelsea Handler.

The comedian/actress/talk show host did a #nofilter interview with Huffington Post and she really didn’t hold back when it came to answering the craziest questions like the one about committing murder and getting away with it. She really has no filter.

Check out Chelsea’s #nofilter interview highlights!

The last time she cried: “My friend was crying the other day, so I started crying. That happens when anybody cries … I start crying. It wasn’t about me, It was about them and I think they were crying happy tears and then I just started crying. ”

Her guiltiest pleasure: “I don’t have a lot of guilt, but I just bought a set of bunk beds and I put them up in my room upstairs and I slept in them last night for the first time. It’s like a queen bed on the bottom and a queen on top with a ladder and I slept there with my two dogs and I read my book with my little night light. I mean, I felt like a 7-year-old … it was so cozy and fun. My friends were like, “Why are you getting bunk beds?” And I was like, “Because, I can.” I never had them as a child and I wanted them. I may move into that room.”

On committing crime and getting away with it: “Murder. Yeah, I’d murder my father. There’s an age demo and he’s outlived it. If I could murder him and get away with it, or not murder him, but euthanize him, than I would. He’s not bringing any joy to anyone.”

On what’s overrated now: “I don’t know … Lady Gaga? No, now she’s underrated, so that doesn’t make sense. Who’s overrated or what’s overrated? I think iPhones are overrated right now. iPhones are a pain in the ass. They’re really annoying, they keep spelling things differently for me, they’re not picking up my spelling habits … they’re not picking up any of my habits. Everyone is talking about how great the iPhone is, but it’s like I can double-check people, I’m on three-way chats that I never even wanted to be on and it’s causing a lot of problems in my life.”

On being friends with celebrities: “I think girlfriends are fun regardless of if they’re famous or not. I mean, everyone hangs out with their girlfriends. If you’re a girl’s girl then you just want to hang out with a bunch of girls. If you want to have a girls dinner then it doesn’t matter if they’re famous or not. It’s just fun, it’s probably more fun. You don’t have to deal with other people. ”

Her biggest fear: “I don’t know, being told that I have to be on some sort of dance show. If I had to dance in front of people and it was televised, I’d be really scared. If I had to be choreographed, it would just be sad for all people involved.”

You can read the whole piece here.

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