We knew Joan Rivers! Her persona, her humor, her fantastic taste in fashion… a Diva from head to toe but with an amazing heart! Well Miss Rivers was in control of mostly everything and she as well wanted to have control over her funeral, ideas which she revealed in her book ‘ I Hate everyone… Starting with Me’
This is how Joan wanted to be remembered:
“When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everything’s in your name), I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action…. I want Craft Services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene!
I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don’t want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don’t want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing Mr. Lonely.
I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncé’s. ”
We’re not surprised, this is SO Joan! We’re just expecting that Melissa delivers once her mourning.
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